“Ricky Ricardo: I need someone with 'sperience. Lucy Ricardo: Well I've had 'sperience.”— Jess Oppenheimer, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com
“Ricky Ricardo: Listen, Professor, can you play that thin'? Lucy Ricardo: What thin? Ricky Ricardo: Never mind makin' fun of my English. Lucy Ricardo: That's English?”— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com
“Strangest thing. Ever since the assault I speak with this Russian accent.”— Jenji Kohan, Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Kate Mulgrew, imdb.com
“Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love...”— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, amazon.com
“My mom always taught me that the first person you should love in this world is yourself — that you should believe in the legitimacy of your own feelings, shouldn't let external doubt become self-doubt, and should dress for yourself instead of others.”— Nile Cappello, bustle.com
“At drive-thrus, I order in a British accent but pay in a French accent. Someday they’ll ask “Where's the British guy?” but so far not yet.””— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com