“Steve, I would prefer to forego your input since it most recently resulted in my brother becoming fat, unemployed and growing that supremely antisocial beard.”— Matthew Weiner, Terri Baker, Amy Poehler, imdb.com
“Morticia: Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind. Ellen: Boys? Wednesday: Homicide.”— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com
“Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.”— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Katarina "Kat" Stratford, Julia Stiles, imdb.com
“Patrick: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh? Kat Stratford: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.”— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Katarina "Kat" Stratford, Julia Stiles, imdb.com
“I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.”— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Katarina "Kat" Stratford, Julia Stiles, imdb.com
“Are you really going to let two prepubescent boys dictate your amusement?”— Charles Martin Smith, Bruce McDonald, Yan Moore, Liberty Van Zandt, Sarah Barrable-Tishauer, imdb.com
“[while going around the X-Mansion using Professor X's wheelchair] All these elderly white men on the walls. Should have brought my rape whistle.”— Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com
“It’s true what they say about little boys: born with no natural inclination to share.”— David S. Goyer, Chris Terrio, Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot, imdb.com
“Honey, I've always said, if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.”— Jeff Greenstein, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com