“Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.”Tagged: Beautiful, Snobbery, stuck up
“It's not every day you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.”Tagged: flashing, detention
“Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?”Tagged: midol, Misogyny
“Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.”Tagged: bitch-slapping
“Kat Stratford: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know? Patrick: Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.”Tagged: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Tambourine
“Patrick: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl. Kat Stratford: Is that right? Patrick: Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.”Tagged: asshole, Blind Date, Falling In Love
“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate…”Tagged: Hate, Rhyme, Stare, laugh, Lie
“Kat Stratford: We're going now. Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.”Tagged: Kissing, Drugs, Drinking, Tattoos, Piercing
“Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.”Tagged: Misandry, Anti-Male, Ernest Hemingway, Picasso, Alcoholic
“Patrick: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh? Kat Stratford: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.”Tagged: Anti-Male, Naked, Fantasy, Sarcasm
“I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.”Tagged: asshole, Misandry, Anti-Male
“And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”Tagged: Cameron Diaz, Angora Sweater, Heinous, Disturbed, Fred Segal
“[Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David] Elle: Excuse me. [Elle turns around and slaps David] Elle: Why didn’t you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard…”Tagged: Misandry
“[after Warner asks her out after the trial] But if I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.”Tagged: Partner, Law Firm, Boyfriend, Bonehead
“Elle: [Elle is cross-examining Chutney Windham] Ms. Windham, what had you done earlier that day? Chutney Windham: I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home. Elle: Where you got in the shower? The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: I believe the witness has made it clear that she…”Tagged: Trial, murder trial, immonium thygocolate
“Elle’s Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the ‘Miss Hawaiian Tropics’ contest. Why are you going to throw that all away? Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back. Elle’s Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who…”Tagged: Hawaiian Tropic, Harvard, Law School, Boring, ugly
“Elle: [on video essay] ...and that’s why you should vote for me. Elle Woods: future lawyer for the class of 2004. Admissions Guy: She does have a 4.0 from CULA and she got a 179 on LSATs. Head of Admissions: Fashion major? Admissions Guy: Well, sir, we’ve never had one before and aren’t we always…”Tagged: Harvard, Ricky Martin, Fashion Major, philanthropist, Faux-Fur Panties