“Kat Stratford: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know? Patrick: Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.”Tagged: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Tambourine
“Patrick: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl. Kat Stratford: Is that right? Patrick: Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.”Tagged: asshole, Blind Date, Falling In Love
“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate…”Tagged: Hate, Rhyme, Stare, laugh, Lie
“Kat Stratford: We're going now. Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.”Tagged: Kissing, Drugs, Drinking, Tattoos, Piercing
“Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.”Tagged: Misandry, Anti-Male, Ernest Hemingway, Picasso, Alcoholic
“Patrick: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh? Kat Stratford: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.”Tagged: Anti-Male, Naked, Fantasy, Sarcasm
“I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.”Tagged: asshole, Misandry, Anti-Male