“It smells like puke from a mule been ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.”— Louis Sachar, Dr. Pendanski, Tim Blake Nelson, imdb.com
“[to a recorder] 3:43. Just peed myself. [pauses, then continues] Asparagus.”— Ali Waller, John Unholz, Brett Cawley, Robert Maitia, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com