“Mr. Pendanski: Stanley, if you’ve got any questions, just ask Theodore. Theodore will be your mentor. Got that, Theodore? Armpit: Yeah, man. Whatever, dude. Mr. Pendanski: I’m depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.”Tagged: Mentor, Questions, Be Nice
“They all have their little nicknames; however, I prefer to use the names their parents gave them, the names society will recognize them by.”Tagged: proper name, Nick, Parents, Society
“Mr. Pendanski: Good morning, Theodore! Armpit: Man, it’s Armpit! I don’t know no fool named Theodore. Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don’t know no fool named Armpit. [Hands him water] Here’s your water, whoever-you-are.”Tagged: proper name, Fool
“It smells like puke from a mule been ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.”Tagged: puke, Mule, Asparagus
“Mr. Pendanski: You are here on account of one person; do you know who that one person is? Stanley: Yeah, my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather, that’s who it is. Mr. Pendanski: No, you.”Tagged: Mistaken Identity