“Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron! Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!”— Cameron Crowe, Brad Hamilton, Judge Reinhold, imdb.com
“He just kicked your ass full-size, you really wanna find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?”— Joe Cornish, Adam McKay, Edgar Wright, Paul Rudd, Howard Stark, John Slattery, imdb.com
“No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.”— Mike Judge, Lawrence, Diedrich Bader, imdb.com
“Bill Dauterive: My face hurts. Hank Hill: And it'll match your ass when I'm done kicking it!”— Greg Daniels, Mike Judge, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com