“The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.”— Mike O'Malley, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com
“Hugging. It may not feel sexual, but if he lingers just above your ass, he could be craving, well, ass.”— Zoe Ruderman, cosmopolitan.com
“Eight years ago I made an ass of myself chasing after you and I made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. I have no regrets because it led me to something I wouldn't trade for the world, it led to you being my friend. So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of…”— Dan Gregor, Doug Mand, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com
“Fondle his balls or play with his ass–with permission. Every guy is different. Some will get turned on by those moves, and some will immediately get turned off.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com