“You better kill me now. If I ever get my hands on you, I’m gonna get all 'Rocky IV' on your ass.”— Sarah Nicole Jones, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
“Lou: I guess I'm what you'd call a male chauvinist pig. Mary: She, uh, she wasn't right. Lou: I'm glad we're communicating. Mary: What was wrong with her? Lou: Well, for one thing, when she walked out of here, I didn't watch her. Mary: Oh. You mean, uh…she—she didn't have any, uh— [Mary motions at h…”— Lorenzo Music, Lou Grant, Ed Asner, imdb.com
“Malory: ...and then, give me the file I asked for! Ray: Yeah, why don't I shove a broom up my ass and sweep the floor while I'm at it?”— Ray Gillette (voice), Adam Reed, imdb.com
“Look, Skyler, I just haven’t quite been myself lately. I haven’t been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, g…”— Vince Gilligan, Walter White Jr., RJ Mitte, imdb.com
“Chick’s got an ass like an onion…makes me want to cry.”— George Mastras, Hank Schrader, Dean Norris, imdb.com
“Frankie: Is that why you're wearing that ass hugging dress? Grace: Exactly. Yes. When I walk into Larry's house, everybody's going to look at me and say, 'What a waste?' Frankie: Wouldn't they be saying that when you walk out?”— Marta Kauffman, Alexa Junge, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.”— Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“She loved you and you went back to your wife. If I gave her the opportunity, pretty damn sure she's gonna burn your ass like she did me.”— Courtney A. Kemp, Knox, imdb.com
“Nachos? Jesus Christ. Does anybody look hungry? Nobody is hungry! Sit your ass down!”— David Michod, Jonathan Lisco, Andrew "Pope" Cody, Shawn Hatosy, imdb.com
“Molly: You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now. Elliot: They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass. The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it. J.D.: 'Some guy'... I never get credit for anything!”— Bill Callahan, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com
“Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, 'Hell yeah!'”— Tim Hobert, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com
“From everything we've given you, fire should be shootin' outta your ass. But there you sit, like a genital wart.”— David Simon, George Pelecanos, Jay Landsman, Delaney Williams, imdb.com
“Now, a question of etiquette—as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?”— Chuck Pahlaniuk, Tyler Durden, Brad Pitt, amazon.com
“I tell the truth. It's what I do. It doesn't make me a bad doctor. Everyone walks around this place lying. Look we tell the patient that's dying that there's hope when there is no hope. Maybe I'm a pig, maybe I'm an ass, and maybe I'm a varmint like everybody says. But I tell them the truth. It's th…”— Blythe Robe, Dr. Alex Karev, justin-chambers, imdb.com
“I know you from your ass better than I know your face.”— Chris Kelly, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com
“Dean: So you're sayin' we're both a couple of dumbasses? Castiel: I prefer the word 'trusting.' Less dumb. Less ass.”— Andrew Dabb, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com