“Eight years ago I made an ass of myself chasing after you and I made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. I have no regrets because it led me to something I wouldn't trade for the world, it led to you being my friend. So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of…”Tagged: ass, Self-deprecation, Revenge, Expert
“Naomi: Don't touch the air conditioning, I sweat like a pig! Rebecca: It's like the FROZEN TUNDRA in here!”Tagged: cold, frozen, sweating, Mother-Daughter
“There's only one thing I hate more than a mole, it's a mole on your skin, and don't bother writing that down because I'm no Moleskine notebook.”