Quotes tagged ‘ass’
(67 total)
“The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysen…”
— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Captain Koons, Christopher Walken, imdb.com
“Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly. Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the…”
— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Jules, Samuel L Jackson, imdb.com
“You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!' Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly…”
— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com
“Grant: Gentlemen, the buy-in is $15,000. Mark Twain: 15 large. Are you sure General Custard can swing that? General George Custer: It's Custer, not 'Custard.' There is no 'D.' I'm not a dessert. Mark Twain: Boom, I just dropped some satire on your ass, General! General George Custer: You got me!”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, General Custer, David Spade, imdb.com