“Aw, Steve, your first gropefest. You won't truly appreciate the awkwardness of this moment until you're fondly reminiscing as a 35-year-old homosexual.”— Etan Cohen, Mike Barker, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“I just wish there was one movie that played it real. You know? Give me awkwardness, and vaginal agony, and the disposal of bloody sheets.”— Rosa Handelman, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com
“I never wish to offend, but I am so foolishly shy, that I often seem negligent, when I am only kept back by my natural awkwardness”— Jane Austen, amazon.com
“Silence is beautiful, not awkward. The human tendency to be afraid of something beautiful is awkward.”— Elliott Kay, goodreads.com
“Even if the sex wasn't great, you never have to see him again anyway! No pressure, no obligation, no awkward cup of coffee after he treated your vag like a Tilt-A-Whirl. Just you, alone, watching TV and smiling like a boss.”— Lane Moore, cosmopolitan.com
“She was remembering what it was like when you broke up with someone. Conversations became so hopelessly tangled. You had to be polite and precise. You couldn’t safely criticize anymore, because you didn’t have the right. You’d lost your immunity.”— Liane Moriarty, amazon.com