“Buy a few roses. Place them in places you know your Valentine visits throughout the day.”Tagged: valentine's day, Roses, Flowers
“Get up and watch the sunrise. Stay for the sunset too. It'll feel closely intimate when you realize you spent the whole day with each other.”Tagged: valentine's day, sunrise, Nature
“You think these classes are gonna help me land a job in quality control at the sex robot factory?”Tagged: Automation, Robotics, Hopelessness, Sex Robots
“I wanted something preserved and timeless like one of those stupid movies.”Tagged: romance, Unrealistic Expectations, Movies
“You just can't help yourself, can you? You just have to fuck everyone for yourself.”Tagged: Promiscuity, Fuck
“I mean, it sucks he has a problem, but since when do people in rehab get care packages? I mean, what are we gonna send him, some methadone?”Tagged: rehab, Care Packages, Methadone
“I just wish there was one movie that played it real. You know? Give me awkwardness, and vaginal agony, and the disposal of bloody sheets.”Tagged: Reality, Keeping It Real, Awkwardness
“I just think you're making my generation pay the price, and you look the other way, hoping that everything's going to be okay.”Tagged: Climate Change, Generation Gap