“Denise Rattray: You don't wanna be on my bad side. Sookie Stackhouse: I'm not sure you even have another side, you no-account backwoods trash!”— Alan Ball, Sookie Stackhouse, Anna Paquin, imdb.com
“I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists.”— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com