“Ricky Ricardo: She seems to have some idea that I'm going to kill her. Fred Mertz: That doesn't mean anything. Sooner or later, every married woman decides that her husband wants to kill her. She's usually right.”— Jess Oppenheimer, Bob Carroll, Fred Mertz, William Frawley, imdb.com
“Now I know why people play golf! It's not 'cause they like this game! It's just to get away from their wives! That's why they play!”— A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn, Ralph Kramden, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com
“I cheated because I was desperate for someone to love me with the same ferocious first-love intensity that I’d given my husband.”— Lindsay T., huffingtonpost.com