“Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick-me-up, Eddie.”— Elisa Bell, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Every banana we inspect up close. How it feels. How it looks in the light. How it sounds.”— Seth Meyers, Arturo, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“Always take a banana to a party, Rose: bananas are good!”— Terry Nation, Steven Moffat, The Doctor, David Tennant, imdb.com
“Mindy, it's official: you've won bitchiest banana.”— Anupam Nigam, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“Lindsay, do you know what happens when you put a rotten banana in a fruit bowl? All the other bananas go rotten. And that's what Kim Kelly is: a bad banana.”— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Harold Weir, Joe Flaherty, imdb.com
“Two bananas are hanging out by a river... When a turd comes back-stroking down the river. He looks over at the bananas and says, "hey guys, hop in the water is fine!" So one banana asks the other banana, "do you believe that shit?"”— AlwaysLosingAtLife, reddit.com
“Banana says to the vibrator... Banana: "Why the fuck are you shaking, I'm the one that will be eaten".”— py0tR, reddit.com