“Harold: I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep, that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment...Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans. Sam: No. But he…”Tagged: Punk, punk rock, Sex PIstols, Elvis Presley, Paradise
“Last time I had this much fun, I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans.”Tagged: Foxhole, North Koreans, Fun, Irony
“You can hardly stand to be around us. When you two were kids, you used to run around naked and lay in bed with us all night. We bathed you and we cleaned your butts when you pooped and we loved it. Now, we try to pat you on the head and you run for the hills. Well, I'm fed up. We are going to be…”Tagged: Quality Time, Child Rearing
“[holding up his thumb] This! The thumb! You think I don't know what that means? I know, Lindsay! It means, 'Hey, stranger! Please lock me in your car, drive me to God knows where and murder me!'”Tagged: Thumb, hitchhiking, Murder
“Lindsay, do you know what happens when you put a rotten banana in a fruit bowl? All the other bananas go rotten. And that's what Kim Kelly is: a bad banana.”Tagged: banana, Rotten Banana, Fruit Bowl, Bad Banana
“Well, everybody's got parents, Jean, even hookers. Remember that TV movie we saw?”Tagged: Parents, Hookers, TV Movie
“Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!”Tagged: Democrats, Republicans, Money, Wealth, Politics