Quotes tagged ‘bar’

“I cannot count the number of times I’ve been ripped off a barstool and thrown in a cage.”

— Dave Chernin, John Chernin, Machenzie 'Micky' Murphy, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com

“Leslie: Chase, did you come here with Karolina? Chase: Waiting for her actually. But I'm going somewhere else because why would she be here, standing in line at a bar?”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Eddy: I'm not stupid, Emma. Are you trying to sell the building without telling me? Emma: I got an offer I think we should consider. Not from Nelson, but it is something we should consider. Eddy: I told you from go, I'm never selling. Emma: And what, you're gonna buy Lyn and me out with all the mone…”

— Chelsey Lora, Nancy C. Mejia, Emma, Eddy, imdb.com

“No, I'm not alright. You just song-banged my wife in front of a bar full of people.”

— Tad Safran, Wes Charles, Elliot Knight, imdb.com

“Fez: And I wasted a whole day thinking up my fake name. Hyde: Yeah. Sorry, 'Pez.' Let's drink.”

— John Schwab, Steven Hyde, Danny Masterson, imdb.com

“Kaylee: So, what happened? Another terrible brawl? Zoë: [smiling] Oddly enough, there was. Wash: Are you getting my wife into trouble? Mal: Wha—I didn't start it. I just wanted a quiet drink. Zoë: Funny sir how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come 'U' day... looking for…”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Kaylee Frye, Jewel Staite, imdb.com

“I found a bar that only plays songs by Prince, but you can drink as much as you like, all night, for $20. I'm gonna party like it's $19.99”

— electricp0ww0w, reddit.com

“"Here's a fun one right Guys, next time you at a bar, whatever, and you see a girl at the bar Just walk up to her and go like this... ""Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later? I'll be over here watching you all night"”

— Dane Cook, genius.com

“Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says,"I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there."”

— MJAMPLIFY, reddit.com

“A duck walks into a bar... And orders a hundred bottles of scotch. The bartender says, "That's gonna be pretty expensive. How are you gonna pay for all that liquor?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my tab." A nearby bar patron cheekily says, "Don't you mean 'put it on my bill'?" The duck says to t…”

— tacofop, reddit.com

“A large white bear walked into a bar, laughed, made out with the hottest girl, broke down sobbing, and had sex with a guy in the bathroom stall. A customer asked the bartender "Sheesh, what's his problem? "Bipolar."”

— frowawayduh, reddit.com

“A man walks into a bar... He sits down and asks the bartender for a drink. As he takes a sip he hears a voice say, "Hey there, you're looking rather handsome today!" He looks around but can't find the person who made the comment. So he turns to the bartender and asks, "Who said that?" The bartender…”

— DemigodElessar, reddit.com

“A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem. He tells the bartender, "Give me 2 shots of..." The bartender cuts him off saying, "You only get 1 shot."”

— deathshotCS, reddit.com

“You're out with your people and your partner's out with his or her people, but there's a world of distance between the two clubs. Call the bar and use your credit card to order a round of drinks, then FaceTime or Skype a quick kiss and toast together. Not only is it super thoughtful and romantic, bu…”

— Teresa Newsome, bustle.com

“A wine bar crawl. Instead of sticking to just one spot, hop from place-to-place, grab seats at the bar, and order different kinds of wine and tapas all along the way. It's waaay more interesting than a boring ol' sit-down dinner.”

— Lauren Valenti, marieclaire.com

“Old Man: 'Still, true love does exist.' Suzanne: 'I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.'”

— Suzanne, Suzanne, Claire Maurier, imdb.com

“If you see him at a night club or party, go up and ask him to dance. If he seems willing but shy, pull him onto the dance floor!”

— Diana Bradley, beyondtalk.net

“When I'm getting hit on by someone cute at a bar, I start to bite the end of my straw... or lightly suck on it.”

— Anonymous, cosmopolitan.com

“Buy them a drink. You can do this by going up to them and saying, ‘Can I buy you a drink?’ or you can do that thing on TV where you tell the server you’re paying for their next one.”

— Arianna Rebolini, buzzfeed.com

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”

— Drew Carey, books.google.com