“Roman: I don't need cocktails for that. Was that a shot? Chet: No, that was the truth. Roman: Oh, that was a shot! Chet: That...was a shot. Roman: [to the bartender] Speaking of shots, set us up!”— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com
“I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you. You were always the best of them. Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.”— Stanley Kubrick, Diane Johnson, Jack Torrance, Jack Nicholson, imdb.com
“Bartender... rocks over rocks. And bartender... put that in a dirty glass.”— Arthur Phillips, Perry Gunite, John Stephenson, imdb.com
“I feel like this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do, like, you know, great things.”— Angelina Pivarnick, imdb.com
“One of the clichés of my profession is that to get information from a bartender you have to slip him some bills of various denominations; Bills that you can't afford, with pictures of unfamiliar presidents. And usually for information that isn't worth it. However, this was a special case and I wasn'…”— Robert Hamilton, Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck, imdb.com
“A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘So what will it be this time?’ The penguin doesn’t answer because it’s a penguin.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Guy is sitting in a bar when the bartender notices the empty glass in front of him. "Care for another?" the bartender asks. Guy replies "why would I want two empty glasses?"”— cheluhu, reddit.com
“That was the year I was left at the altar. The year I was beat up by a crazy bartender. The year I got fired. The year I got beat up by a goat, a girl goat at that. And dammit, if it wasn't the best year of my life.”— Craig Thomas, Carter Bays, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com