“Drug Dealer: Hey, man. Be careful with this. Bath salts are the real deal. People been seeing some crazy shit. Druggie: [takes the bath salts] Awesome.”— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Druggie (voice), James Franco, imdb.com
“You know it might be the bath salts talking, but I love that girl.”— Kevin Etten, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.com
“Florida is the only state in the union where zombie-like face-eating is a legitimate concern and where a Category 4 hurricane is considered a mild weather condition.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Then I sweetened the pot with traffic-generating stunts like snorting a huge line of Napoleon Perdis jasmine bath salts off a mirror at the office -- a joke on "bath salts" the drug, then trending worldwide -- while my delighted boss filmed me on her iPhone. A week later, Say gave me a twenty-thousa…”— Cat Marnell, amazon.com