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“You know Hartman, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond, until old Seth fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials. You know, that crazy drink that I fix for stewardesses? Two shots out of that and Hartman is shot to shit, freaked out. I me…”
— Frank Yablans, Ted Kotcheff, Peter Gent, Nancy Dowd, Rich Eustis, Seth Maxwell, Mac Davis, imdb.com
“Shooter McGavin: [after buying grandma's house in an auction] You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now I know it doesn't sound too bad. Four million tennis players in the world, and I'm 119th. But what that really means is this—118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better, and younger. And it gets you thinking.”
— Adam Brooks, Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Peter Colt, Paul Bettany, imdb.com
“Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down because you told them the truth. An…”
— David Aaron Cohen, Peter Berg, Coach Gary Gaines, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure aroun…”
— Mark Schwahn, John Gatins, Timo Cruz, Rick Gonzalez, imdb.com