Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Catalog
Ethan Coen
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
Goddamn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
I do mind, Jeffrey ‘The Dude’ Lebowski minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this? Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski: Obviously you're not a golfer.
Oh you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
I'm the dude, that's what you call me. Ya know. That or his dudeness, duder, or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Yeah, well, the dude abides.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
I've got some information, alright. Certain things have come to light. Has it ever occurred to you, instead of running around blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit. Ya know, this could be a lot more, uh, uh, complex. It might not be such a simple, ya know.
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Well, a wiser fella than myself once said sometimes you eat the bar, and - much obliged - sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.
I’d appreciate if you’d deposit your weapon in the receptacle by the swingin’ doors.
Well, folks, things have a way of escalatin’ out here in the West.
Another young fella with something to prove. I've got to set myself up in the undertakin' business, I'm doing all the skill work so another man can profit.
Goodnight Mr. Pocket!
Don't let my white duds and pleasant demeanor fool ya. I, too, have been known to violate the statutes of man... and not a few of the laws of the Almighty!