Quotes tagged ‘Better Off’
(2 total)
“All this time, you've been thinking, 'What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?' Well, now you know, you'd be a doctor. Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!”
— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com