“George: I gotta call Elaine. Jerry: She’s out. George: Oh, yeah. The blind date. Jerry: They call it a setup, now. I guess the blind people don’t like being associated with all those losers.”— Spike Feresten, imdb.com
“Hey. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.”— Eric C. Charmelo, Nicole Snyder, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com
“I'd rather be dating the blind. You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good-looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her.”— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com