“Byrd Huffstodt: I just went to a rainbow party last night at Tim's. That's totally it.

Beth Huffstodt: A rainbow party? Wow. Byrd, I am so glad that she feel safe enough to tell us about this. And we'll talk about it and we'll just keep talking, you know, about it. And I'm sure there's a lot that your father and I need to learn. Honey, we could join P.F.L.A.G.

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: Why? He's not... Oh.

Byrd Huffstodt: What is P.F.L.A.G.?

Beth Huffstodt: Parents Of Lesbians And Gays. It's a support group for parents whose children are gay.

Byrd Huffstodt: What? What are you talking about? I'm not gay.

Beth Huffstodt: Oh. But isn't the rainbow a symbol for the gay community?

Byrd Huffstodt: It's a rainbow party. It's where girls wear lipstick and give guys blow jobs. That's it.

Beth Huffstodt: Blowjobs?

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: That's it?”