“Honestly, they’re not a thing, they never have been, so don’t fall for this 'You owe me an orgasm' BS, because you don’t. The end.”— Candice Jalili, Cosmopolitan, cosmopolitan.com
“I’m not the one who stabbed your familiar to death and left you with blue balls.”— Ross Maxwell, Oanh Ly, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Rob Seidenglanz, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Prudence Night, Tati Gabrielle, imdb.com
“Jet Skier: [Henry jumps on a jet ski] What the hell is wrong with you? Henry: Just keep going, I'll give you twenty dollars. Jet Skier: You got it. How's your balls? Henry: Killing me. Hit it.”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Lucy: What are you doing? Henry: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you... Lucy: You were going for a feelski! Henry: All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the twenty-third time we've made out already and...they're getting blue!”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com