“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”Tagged: Miss you, goodbye
“I have reservations about saving myself for the Dark Lord. Why does he get to decide what I do or don't do with my body?”Tagged: Dark Lord, Autonomy
“Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level. Aunt Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he?”Tagged: Next Level, defiled
“Ambrose: And what time will we be spellcasting? Sabrina: Midnight-ish. Ambrose: The witching hour? Spooky.”
“We took their boyhoods. Until you release the birds, those four boys...won’t be rising to any occasion.”Tagged: boyhood, Birds, Misandry
“Some days, some nights I dream that I am walking into the Greendale woods, in the peak of dry season with a lit torch in each hand so that I’d watch the whole forest burn, like so much kindling. Have a lovely little sleep, my darling.”Tagged: Dream, Arson
“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda? Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”Tagged: Annoying, Murder
“Sabrina: I want freedom and power. Prudence: He will never give you that. The Dark Lord. The thought of you, of any of us, having both terrifies him. Sabrina: Why is that? Prudence: He’s a man, isn’t he?”Tagged: feminism
“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”Tagged: vatican, Subtle Jokes On TV
“Oh, I haven't been this drunk, you know, since Queen Victoria's coronation. I woke up on the banks of the Thames.”Tagged: Being Drunk When You Live Forever
“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”Tagged: Demonic Possession, false god, Propaganda
“Nick: You're a rebel, Spellman. That's how I like my witches. Sabrina: Nicholas, to be clear, I have a boyfriend. Nick: Yes, but you also have two natures. You go to two schools. Why not date two guys? I'm down with sharing.”Tagged: Living Double Lives When You're A Witch
“Who's talking about witches? Give me their names and I'll make sure they stop talking about anything. Permanently. It's just terrible when teenagers slip into comas, isn't it?”Tagged: Threats