Quotes tagged ‘body odor’

“Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.”

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

“[after Max scared off some teen Whos] Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving...sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don't like 'em. Mm-mm. No, I don't. [eats an onion] MAX! [Max whimpers] Get my cloak. [Max runs back inside] I've been much too tolerant of these Who-ven…”

— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com

“This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my office. I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester.”

— Ryan Murphy, Sue Sylvester, Jane Lynch, imdb.com

“Sheriff Bourne: We had some, uh, unrelated trouble. His story had kind of an odor to it. Inara Serra: Yes, it's not the only thing about him that does.”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Inara Serra, Morena Baccarin, imdb.com

“Cleanliness, whether moral or of another kind, had its own peculiar meaning for these people. That they were water-shy was obvious on looking at them and, unfortunately, very often also when not looking at them at all. The odor of those people in caftans often used to make me feel ill. Beyond that t…”

— Adolf Hitler, amazon.com

“If you get close to him, you won't miss him. He will smell like a combination of human filth and paint thinner.”

— Oanh Ly, Emily Prentiss, Paget Brewster, imdb.com

“Linda: I like sandwiches. Bob: You smell like you do. Linda: You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around?”

— Dan Fybel, Bob Belcher (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Why do we need B.O.? What is the function of it? Everything in nature has a reason, has a purpose, except B.O. Doesn't make any sense—do something good, hard work, exercise, smell very bad. This is the way the human being is designed. You move, you stink. Why can't our bodies help us? Why can't swea…”

— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Don't you understand what I'm saying to you? This is not just an odor—you need a priest to get rid of this thing.”

— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“You don't understand what I'm up against. This is a force more powerful than anything you can imagine. Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench.”

— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“No, it's like BO and cologne, they combine forces into some kind of strange mutant funk.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Like you know the whole cast of Mad Max Fury Road had major BO but it was so badass so who cares?”

— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com

“We’ve already covered the topic of fresh breath, but to secure a great first kiss it’s important to consider how the rest of you is smelling, too. You’re going to be in close proximity to another person, so sweatiness or B.O. will be seriously off-putting for your date.”

— Madeleine Holden, askmen.com