“You can't get a boner! You're a failure as a man and a father!”— Shawn Reis, Chris Griffin (voice), Seth Green, imdb.com
“Tight jeans. This is the most obvious sign of lust. If you glance down at his jeans and see a bulge, then it means he’s turned on.”— Coffee In Bed, coffeeinbed.info
“If you’ve never heard of a ‘pee boner’ before, you’re not alone. Turns out just like girls should go pee afterwards (to prevent UTIs), guys should pee before to help them last longer.”— Ashley Uzer, galoremag.com
“Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.”— Sex Notes™, twitter.com