“Meg Griffin: Chris! You're hogging all the fans! Chris Griffin: Oh yeah? Well you're hogging all the UGLY!”Tagged: Snark, ugly, humor, Siblings
“I just want peace on Earth. That's better than being selfish like Meg, right? So I should get more than her.”Tagged: I Hate My Sister, Christmas Spirit, Holiday Spirit, Selfish
“You can't get a boner! You're a failure as a man and a father!”Tagged: Boners, Sex Problems, Marriage
“Lois Griffin: This is serious. We need to think about our kids' education. Of course, it's already too late for Meg to go to college and Chris is too dumb to get in anywhere. Chris Griffin: Yay! Stewie Griffin: No, Chris. Not yay.”Tagged: Stupid, College Education
“Peter Griffin: Okay, don't panic. We'll just do what people did before the internet. We can play charades. Chris Griffin: Oh, you mean like your marriage? Peter Griffin: [annoyed] Chris, I told you that in confidence.”Tagged: Charades, Marriage, SASS