“You can't get a boner! You're a failure as a man and a father!”Tagged: Boners, Sex Problems, Marriage
“Chris Griffin: Hey, Dad, are you busy? I was thinking we could spend some time together. Peter Griffin: Okay, are you a television set of the Internet? Chris Griffin: No. Peter Griffin: Oh, then no.”Tagged: Snark, SASS, Spending Time With Dad
“[When Brian was texting while driving] You know, that was a stroller, not a speed bump.”Tagged: Texting, Texting and Driving, Snark
“Tough guy: Smells like this guy's already wet himself. Peter Griffin: Don't flatter yourself, that was from this morning.”Tagged: Peeing Yourself, embarrassed, Intimidated, Don't Flatter Yourself
“Lois Griffin: Oh no, Stewie's havin' a tantrum. Come here, sweetie. [Stewie bites her thumb] Lois Griffin: Ow! Screw you, you little turd!”Tagged: Bratty Kid, Parenting, Screw You