“Right, he’s the oldest, you’re the thickest. I’m told the boss is called Tommy and I’m guessing that’s you cos’ you’re looking me up and down like I’m a fucking tart.”— Steven Knight, Billy Kimber, Charlie Creed-Miles, imdb.com
“What’s the secret to good comedy? Timing. And what’s courage? Grace under pressure. And who’s the boss? I’m the boss.”— Ken Woodruff, Jerome Valeska, Cameron Monaghan, imdb.com
“If I don't like you, I'll fire you! If you don't like me, I'll fire you!”— James L. Brooks, Lou Grant, Ed Asner, imdb.com
“You’re my new night job and I’m gonna love you like my boss is watching.”— Donald Glover, Robert Carlock, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“You’re just doing your job, and she’s not your boss anymore, so it makes sense that the relationship will change.”— Alison Green, askamanager.org
“Here’s the thing that I wish someone would have told me a long time ago: Failure is part of it.”— Emma Chapman, abeautifulmess.com
“I am not asking you this as the boss you love to undermine, but as the friend whose birthday you love to forget...”— Donald Glover, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, imdb.com
“I always tell new hires, ‘Don't think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“My boss: "You're fired." Me: turns in gun and badge My boss: “You’re a waiter where did you get those””— Gavin1772, reddit.com
“My boss touched me inappropriately at work today, but it's okay, i'm self-employed”— hansoloburgerz, reddit.com
“My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, Especially since his name is Steve.”— Taylor-it, reddit.com
“I was in a cab today.... the cab driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left".”— FinessinNiggaz, reddit.com
“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“I guess the attitude that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third.”— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“No matter where you are in life, you’ll save a lot of time by not worrying too much about what other people think about you. The earlier in your life that you can learn that, the easier the rest of it will be.”— Sophia Amoruso, kindle.amazon.com
“I love bossy women. Some people hate the word, and I understand how ‘bossy’ can seem like a shitty way to describe a woman with a determined point of view, but for me, a bossy woman is someone to search out and celebrate. A bossy woman is someone who cares and commits and is a natural leader.”— Amy Poehler, amazon.com
“I always get asked, ‘Where do you get your confidence?’ I think people are well meaning, but it’s pretty insulting. Because what it means to me is, ‘You, Mindy Kaling, have all the trappings of a very marginalized person. You’re not skinny, you’re not white, you’re a woman. Why on earth would you fe…”— Mindy Kaling, huffingtonpost.com