“[thinks when she dances with Arnold] I'm actually dancing cheek-to-cheek with Arnold! He's holding me tight, his hair smells yummy... Oh, who am I kid din'?! I love this guy! Maybe I should stop torturing him? Nah, this is way too much fun!”Tagged: Love, Dancing, Hold Me Tight, Torturing, Fun
“I need that cute, stupid, football head's hat! Oh....Did I just say that out loud?”Tagged: Cute, Crush, Stupid, Hat
“No electricity? No T.V.? No popcorn? No deal! I'm out of here.”Tagged: Electricity, TV, Popcorn, No Deal
“Look at me, I'm terrible at giving advice. I have no moral conscience whatsoever. If you won't do this for me, do it for your stupid friends out there. Trust me, they're completely lost without you.”Tagged: Advice, Moral, Stupid Friends, Friends, Lost Without You
“The Jolly Olly Man: Haven't you ever heard of supply and demand? Helga: Well, I demand that you supply me with some ice cream, before I knock your teeth out!”Tagged: Threat, Violence, Punching, ice cream, Supply
“I love Arnold! There, I said it! I love him! I love him! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! I'm absitively posolutly in love with the boy! I want to grow up having a fabulous life, traveling around the world with him! Coffee in Paris, roses sailboats, the whole nine yards, I want to have a perfume named after…”Tagged: Love, admit, Grow Up, infatuated, In love
“Helga: Not girl enough, humph, what a bunch of crap, I am too a girl, I'm pretty, I'm feminine, I'm delicate. Helga bumps into someone who's a man Man: Oh, excuse me, young man. Helga: I'm a GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!”Tagged: feminine, Women, Delicate, Girl
“Priest: Do you, Helga, take Arnold to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love, honor, and cherish till death do you part? Helga: You got it, padre! I mean, I do.”Tagged: Marriage, I do, priest, Love
“Those poems weren't meant to be seen until I am dead and buried and worms have consumed my flesh.”Tagged: Poems, personal, dead, Worms