“Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.”— Harris Wittels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food? Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.”— Katie Dippold, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.”— Mike Scully, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“There has never been a sadness that can’t been cured by breakfast food.”— Michael Schur, Aisha Muharrar, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com