“I'm British. We only show affection to dogs and horses.”— Jenny Bicks, Elizabeth Chandler, Jocelyn Dashwood, Eileen Atkins, imdb.com
“Everyone represses everything. Do you think any of these 'normal' human beings really do exactly what they want to do all the time? 'Course not. It's just the same. We're middle-class and we're British. Repression is in our veins.”— Matt Haig, amazon.com
“Agent Halpern: We have to consider the idea that our visitors are prodding us to fight among ourselves until only one faction prevails. Louise Banks: There's no evidence of that. Agent Halpern: Sure there is. Just grab a history book. The British with India, the German with Rwanda...”— Eric Heisserer, Louise Banks, Amy Adams, imdb.com
“Uhh, the Yiddish are coming. Huh-huh-huh. The Yiddish are coming.”— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“I’ve always liked America because it’s...eager. Whereas the British are resentful. They still haven’t gotten over losing India. The British get on my tits all the time.”— Lemmy Kilmister, theguardian.com
“Pip: Let's hear it for Cartman's big fat ass! [Cartman throws stone at Pip, who is struck and falls.] Cartman: Do British people count as an ethnicity for hate crimes? Others: Nah. Cartman: Sweet.”— Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“I lamented therefore the Impolicy, tyranny, and Injustice, which with a Sovereign Contempt of the People of America, studiously neglected to take their Collective Sentiments of the British proposals of Peace, and to negotiate under a suspension of Arms, for an adjustment of differences, as a dangero…”— Benedict Arnold, teachingamericanhistory.org
“How did the British celebrate successful colonisation? By teabagging the masses”— terjnh, reddit.com
“We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.”— George Bernard Shaw, amazon.com
“At drive-thrus, I order in a British accent but pay in a French accent. Someday they’ll ask “Where's the British guy?” but so far not yet.””— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com