“Victor: How is it you know all this but you've never gotten above a B- in calculus? Chase: Calc's boring. I like practical applications.”— Rodney Barnes, Michael Vukadinovich, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com
“Why did the Klansmen fail calculus? Because they hated integration so much.”— ChickenTitilater, reddit.com
“A group of people were hospitalised after a calculus midterm. The cops said they were drinking and deriving.”— dawayoflife, reddit.com
“College calculus is like a drinking game against a super-heavyweight. Even if you know your limits, you're dead no matter what.”— GeorgeWashingTin, reddit.com