“[after driving off the road] Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose. Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain. Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”— John Hughes, Ellen Griswold, Beverly D'Angelo, imdb.com
“Hayley: [after the cab crashes] Did the cabbie survive? Stan: No. Damn fool was driving sober.”— John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Ali Waller, Brett Cawley, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com