A son is a son until he takes him a wife; a daughter is a daughter for all of her life.
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Talk about babies (even if you're trying to make one).
You go talk to kindergartners or first-grade kids, you find a class full of science enthusiasts. They ask deep questions. They ask, "What is a dream, why do we have toes, why is the moon round, what is the birthday of the world, why is grass green?" These are profound, important questions. They just…
The poets are just kids who couldn't make it.
When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.
Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.
They spent the first three years of school getting you to pretend stuff and then the rest of it marking you down if you did the same thing.
Mr. Boyfriend material won’t talk about kids immediately, of course (hold your horses!), but you’ll notice that he gets along with them wonderfully! He may be even babysitting at his friends’ house so that the couple can go out and have some ‘we’ time! He loves cuddling up with children and making t…
If you ever have a child, make sure to breastfeed them. Not only is the milk healthy for the baby, but it's incredibly healthy for your chest.
I imagine giving someone such a gift and then having it returned. Parents are always giving things that are not taken.
Kids are never the problem. They are born scientists. The problem is always the adults. They beat the curiosity out of kids. They outnumber kids. They vote. They wield resources. That's why my public focus is primarily adults.
We spend the first year of a child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the rest of its life to shut up and sit down. There's something wrong there.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
So for all you 20-somethings, worrying about finding a husband and having kids — stop. Stop before you look back on your twenties the same way you look back on your teenage years… wishing you spent more time enjoying them rather than trying to grow up.
I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that’s what makes me a woke bae.
My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five.
Kids today learn about sex and Alexander Hamilton much sooner than I did.
I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.
Did you know that in ancient Jewish texts it says if a man gives his wife an orgasm before he ejaculates he'll be blessed with a son?
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.