“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians. Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”— Melissa Rosenberg, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com
“I choose to let the Timberwolves focus on what they're focused on and I'm focused on what I'm focused on. I still live in Minny. I still got love for Minny. You know what it is. I'm still a Timberwolf until I die, as I am a Celtic. And that's what it is.”— Kevin Garnett, kstp.com
“Rent an expensive sports car for a day. Don’t be afraid to live large from time to time -- even if you can’t afford the glamorous lifestyle of the stars, you can most definitely play pretend for a day. Put on some classy clothes and drive around town in a rented sports car. The quick acceleration an…”— Ivan Dimitrijevic, lifehack.org
“Wear a jacket to keep things chic. If you’re going for eye-popping cleavage, throw on a blazer and you will automatically look 67% more sophisticated.”— Heather Cichowski, thegloss.com
“If you’re showing off your boobs, keep the rest of your outfit more demure. You want your chest to be focus, so don’t wear any thigh-baring skirts or low-back tops that would detract from it.”— Heather Cichowski, thegloss.com
“How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what’s this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet.”— Tom Haverford, amazon.com
“"Super Bowl 50? Oh, you mean Super Bowl L." Me, classics major, very popular at my viewing party.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com