“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.
Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”
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“No measure of time with you will be long enough.”
“I've chosen my life. I want to start living it.”
“And let's face it, I am hotter than you.”
“It might be too late for my soul, but I will protect yours.”