“Hey! what's the deal with decaf? How do they get the caffeine out of there and then where does it go?”— Larry David, Jeannie Steinman, Janeane Garofalo, imdb.com
“You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.”— Larry Charles, Lieutenant Bookman, the "Library Cop", Philip Baker Hall, imdb.com
“She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for…”— Nora Ephron, imdb.com
“I mixed redbull with my coffee.. So, I mixed redbull with my coffee this morning, I got halfway to school and realized I forgot my car...”— techtornado, reddit.com
“I like my women like I like my coffee. Not at all. Tried one, got burned, waste of money.”— InsertANameHeree, reddit.com
“I envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.”— Sade Andria Zabala, sadeandriazabala.com
“And you became like coffee In the deliciousness And the bitterness And the addiction.”— Mahmoud Darwish, nizariat.tumblr.com
“…and we drink our coffee and pretend not to look at each other.”— Charles Bukowski, theoreticallyevil.wordpress.com
“People with very complicated coffee orders: does it actually taste better that way or do you just enjoy power?”— Allison Raskin, twitter.com
“If I died tonight, I think I would like to come back as your morning coffee. Just as strong and just as necessary.”— Tyler Knott Gregson, tylerknott.com
“This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.”— David Sedaris, amazon.com
“Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.”— Jonathan Carroll, goodreads.com
“The best remedy to waking up early is two shots of Espresso and a new life.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com