Quotes tagged ‘Coffee’

“Batista: How much caffeine have you had? Debra: A metric fuck-ton.”

— Lauren Gussis, Debra Morgan, Jennifer Carpenter, imdb.com

“I like my men like I like my coffee ― full-bodied and preferably with Kenyan origins.”

— Njeri Brown, Leann Bowen, Samantha White, Logan Browning, imdb.com

“Richie Cunningham: All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses. Howard Cunningham: How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have? Richie Cunningham: Seventy-two. Howard Cunningham: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.”

— Bob Brunner, William Bickley, Richie Cunningham, Ron Howard, imdb.com

“That's the final nail in the coffee!”

— Peter Gaffney, Susie Carmichael (voice), Cree Summer, imdb.com

“Tommy: This coffee taste like mud! Chuckie: It is mud.”

— Jonathan Greenberg, Mitchell Kriegman, Chuckie Finster (voice), Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“I need caffeine. Whatever form you've got, I haven't had any all day. I'll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it's in, gimme.”

— Daniel Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

“Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and walking and the words putting into sentence doing.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

“If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.”

— James Berg, Stan Zimmerman, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

“And in what business is there not humbug? 'There’s cheating in all trades but ours,' is the prompt reply from the boot-maker with his brown paper soles, the grocer with his floury sugar and chicoried coffee, the butcher with his mysterious sausages and queer veal, the dry goods man with his 'damaged…”

— P.T. Barnum, amazon.com

“It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as a consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battl…”

— Frederick the Great, en.wikiquote.org

“Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got? Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee. Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?”

— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com

“For all the crazy pumpkin spice lovers, recreate the iced version by getting a triple shot over ice and then asking for a side of chai and a side of white chocolate mocha.”

— Jame Jackson, buzzfeed.com

“No, seriously, Jimmy, I feel such empathy for you, being a writer. I mean, everyone feels sorry for kids forced to work in the diamond mines in Sierra Leone, but where is the telethon for the noble writer? Bravely drinking coffee, spilling his blood to get his feelings out, filling two, maybe three…”

— Philippe Iujvidin, Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com

“You know, this is—excuse me—a damn fine cup of coffee!”

— Mark Frost, David Lynch, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Kyle MacLachlan, imdb.com

“I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. In that order.”

— Gregory Thompson, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

“It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days.”

— Tim Minchin, goodreads.com

“I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

“Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“How does Jesus make coffee? Hebrews it.”

— NZMilkSteak, reddit.com