“Andrew Glouberman: I'm coming, I'm coming. Hormone Monster: Not yet, that's why we gotta get to the bathroom, Sweetheart!”— Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Mike: Would you stand up and cheer if it was me at the door? Archie: Well that depends, Meathead, on whether you was coming in or going out.”— Don Nicholl, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com
“She taught me to play the piano, and what it meant to miss somebody.”— Eric Roth, Benjamin Button, amazon.com
“I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you`re proud of, and if you find that you`re not, I hope you find the strength to start all over again.”— Eric Roth, amazon.com
“When it's time to finish, don't assume it's okay to do inside of your partner. That's probably true of all sexual acts (R-E-S-P-E-C-T), but it's especially important with backdoor play, because semen can have a laxative effect, which can lead to accidents.”— Jolie Kerr, adequateman.deadspin.com