Quotes tagged ‘Cookies’

“Inflation has come for the Do-si-dos cookies.”

— Scott Horsley, npr.org

“I've been on this hate diet all week. I just eat cookies and talk shit.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Walter, Brandon Kyle Goodman, imdb.com

“[the oven bell rings] Mrs. Kersh: I had some cookies I made in the oven before you came. Stay right there. Beverly Marsh: I shouldn’t impose. I’m going to… Mrs. Kersh: No, no, no, no, no, no. I insist.
[she goes to get the cookies; Beverly looks at the photos on the wall] Beverly Marsh: Your photos…”

— Gary Dauberman, Beverly Marsh, Jessica Chastain, imdb.com

“The best art is made while eating cookies or drinking chocolate.”

— Seth Meyers, Dimo, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

“Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group?”

— Jane O'Brien, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Amy: I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts. Bernadette: Girl Sprouts? Amy: My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore.”

— Chuck Lorre, Steve Holland, Jim Reynolds, Amy Farrah Fowler, Mayim Bialik, imdb.com

“Oh, and tell Cookie Monster not to phone me until he finishes rehab.”

— Steve Callaghan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Don't worry about me. I'm like a biscotti. People act like I'm this sweet cookie, but I'm really this super hard thing that nobody knows what I am or why I am.”

— Josh Siegal, Dylan Morgan, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

“Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Morty Seinfeld, Barney Martin, imdb.com

“The thing about eating the black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“You know, I tell ya, I gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood. For a lot of reasons. And, I'll tell you reason number one: as an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay? I have three cookies or four cookies, or eleven cookies if I want. Many times I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“"Chocolate chip cookies or Oreos?" "I think you meant ‘and’: chocolate chip cookies AND Oreos. And the answer to that is yes.”

— John Green, youtube.com

“Making your date heart-shaped brownies or Rice Krispie Treats — really, anything heartfelt — goes a long way, too. You can even make cookies shaped and decorated like Conversation Hearts. Something homemade will show that you’re not only thoughtful, but also creative.”

— Natalia Lusinski, bustle.com

“Send flowers or cookies for no reason at all”

— Molly Cerreta Smith, sheknows.com

“Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.”

— Dean Koontz, amazon.com

“A lot of people mistakenly try to compare "cookies vs. JWT". This comparison makes no sense at all, and it's comparing apples to oranges - cookies are a storage mechanism, whereas JWT tokens are cryptographically signed tokens.”

— Sven Slootweg, cryto.net