“I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.”— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com
“Yeah. I'm tired of being at a school where the kids just think they're cooler than me. I want to go to one where they're smarter than me also.”— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com