“Ed: What happened to your hand, man? Pete: I got mugged on the way home. Ed: By who? Pete: I dunno by some crackheads or something, one of them bit me. Ed: Why’d they bite you? Pete: I don’t know, I didn’t stop to ask them! Now, I have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip-hop isn’t helping. And…”— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com
“Dallas? I don't want you going to Dallas at all! That place is crawling with crack heads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys.”— Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Um I feel like this asshole who's just throwing pebbles at the window of your halfway house and begging you to come out and do an eightball with me, and nobody likes that guy, including that guy.”— Tommy Dewey, Michaela Watkins, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com