Glenn Berger

21 quotes

Film Producer · United States Of America · Male

All party (2)Singing (2)bunker (1)Naked (1)peanut allergies (1)Debutantes (1)Class (1)no child left behind (1)Cupcakes (1)solid burn (1)Race (1)Rainbows (1)Sarcasm (1)love shack (1)cousin (1)

From “Westie Side Story”

“What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?”

Tagged: Hatred, Race

From “Peggy the Boggle Champ”

“Dallas? I don't want you going to Dallas at all! That place is crawling with crack heads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys.”

Tagged: dallas, Crackheads, Debutantes, Dallas Cowboys

From “Revenge of the Lutefisk”

“Ah, leave it to a woman to turn god's house into a love shack.”

Tagged: Woman, Church, love shack

From “Naked Ambition”

“...which is why so many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts. The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.”

Tagged: peanut allergies, Conspiracy Theories

“My class was cancelled and the library was closed. I love college.”

Tagged: Class, College, Lazy, Slacker

“Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to hell.”

Tagged: cousin, Naked

From “Trolls”

“I'm not going to your party.”

Tagged: party

“I don't do high fives.”

Tagged: high five

“No Troll left behind!”

Tagged: no child left behind

“Tune out his negative vibrations: they're toxic. Some folks just don't want to be happy.”

Tagged: Negativity, Vibrations, Toxic

“Poppy: Thank you! Branch: No, thank you. Poppy: For what? Branch: For showing me how to be happy.”

Tagged: Thank You, Happiness

“Poppy: Why won't you sing? Branch: Because singing killed my grandma OKAY!”

Tagged: Singing, Morbid, Oops

“Face it Poppy, sometimes people go in to other people's mouths and they don't come out!”

Tagged: Cannibalism

“Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows, but I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is instead of being like you. You don't sing. You don't dance. So gray all the time. What happened to you?”

Tagged: Cupcakes, Singing, Rainbows, Dancing

“I don't trust him. Who wears socks with no shoes?”

Tagged: socks with no shoes, Trust

“Chef: He who controls the trolls controls the kingdom, and I am that he! Cooper: You're a dude?”

Tagged: trolls, Kingdom

“My name is Branch and I am a troll. Why do I live in a heavily fortified survival bunker? Because right outside my door lurks a nightmare named Poppy. Poppy is the leader of the trolls, and it's not her fault she's so insanely happy. She's just never faced a real problem until now.”

Tagged: Troll, Survival, bunker

“Branch: You don't get sarcasm, do you? Cooper: I think I had a sarcasm once.”

Tagged: Sarcasm

“Poppy: I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. You told me not to throw the party, and I threw it anyway. And it's my fault they were taken, and now I don't know what to do. Branch: Why don't you try scrapbooking them to freedom? Poppy: [pause] Solid burn, Branch.”

Tagged: party, Freedom, solid burn, scrapbooking

“Branch: How do you always look on the bright side? There is no bright side here. None! Poppy: There’s always a bright side.”

Tagged: Being Postive

Glenn Berger

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