Quotes tagged ‘Crap’

“You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!”

— Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Goldmill, Burgess Meredith, imdb.com

“John Gustafson: Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon. Grandpa Gustafson: Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.”

— Mark Steven Johnson, Grandpa Gustafson, Burgess Meredith, imdb.com

“Disposal. What's that but more crap? I've never seen such crap.”

— Carole Eastman, Bob Rafelson, Palm Apodaca, Helena Kallianiotes, imdb.com

“Bobby: What are you doing screwing around with all this crap? Catherine: I do not find your language very charming. Bobby: It isn't. It's direct. Catherine: I'd like you to leave so that I can take a bath. Is that direct?”

— Carole Eastman, Bob Rafelson, Robert Eroica Dupea, Jack Nicholson, imdb.com

“Sonny: Everyone's so busy with their crap lately, no one ever comes. Mr. Herlihy: Like I'm not busy? Sonny: Hey Mr. Herlihy, how bout you shut up before i smack you threw the wall like last week? Mr. Herlihy: Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on woman. Oh... hah... hahahahahahaha. Sonny: He drinks a…”

— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.”

— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Maury Ballstein, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com

“It's not fair of you to hold a grudge against me for some crap your husband did years ago. I'm here for my son and I'm not going anywhere. You're going to have to deal with that.”

— Jason Katims, Bridget Carpenter, Crosby Braverman, Dax Shepard, imdb.com

“You took a chance, you did something great. You were wrong, but it was still great. You should feel great that it was great. You should feel like crap that it was wrong.”

— David Foster, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com

“Cartman: More tea, Rumpertumskin? Rumpertumskin: Yes, please, Eric. You are tough and handsome. Cartman: Thank you, Rumpertumskin. And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog? Clyde Frog: I think you're a big fat piece of crap. Cartman: AY!”

— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“See, children grow up thinking the adult world is ordered, rational, fit for purpose. It's crap. Becoming a man is realizing, that it's all rotten. Realizing how to celebrate that rottenness, that's freedom.”

— David Farr, Richard Onslow Roper, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com

“[about his nephew, Allen] What that kid needs is a little understanding, a little compassion, and all that other crap.”

— Bob Rodgers, Lou Grant, Ed Asner, imdb.com

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia, amazon.com