“[Lester has just caught Caroline cheating with the Real Estate King] Carolyn Burnham: Uh, Buddy, this is my... Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.”— Alan Ball, Lester Burnham, Kevin Spacey, imdb.com
“Lorne Malvo: You said he bullied you in high school, right? Lester Nygaard: Four years. Gave me an ulcer. You know what, one time, he put me in an oil barrel and rolled me in the road. Lorne Malvo: Seriously? And now he tells you that he had relations with your wife. He bullies you again in front of…”— Noah Hawley, Lorne Malvo, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
“What? Whoa. What? So he porks her and you have to watch? What? Damn, that's crazy! Jesus, why doesn't anything cool ever happen to me?”— Stephen Falk, Vernon Barbara, Todd Robert Anderson, imdb.com