“I'm going back to diapers.”— Kenya Barris, Peter Saji, Tracee Ellis Ross, Santamonica Johnson, Mykal-Michelle Harris, imdb.com
“Do you know who else wears diapers, astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that’s who. It’s called efficiency. The average toddler spends what, forty-five hours a year on the potty. I’m the boss, I don’t have that kind of spare time.”— Michael McCullers, Big Boss Baby, Edie Mirman, imdb.com
“Tommy: Well, I think a diaper is all any baby ever needs. Chuckie: I don't know, Tommy. Ever since I started going on the potty, a diaper just doesn't feel right.”— Ali Marie Matheson, Jon Cooksey, Chuckie Finster (voice), Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“I’m far too busy to have a wife and children. What would I know about nappies and so forth? No, no – I prefer to build empires rather than families!”— Cecil Rhodes, amazon.com